Building the Beast: How (Not) To Build An Overland Camper Comedic Travel Memoir, Nonfiction by Jacqueline Lambert Book Sale Tour with Guest Post and Giveaway
The true story of how one married couple made an impulse purchase blind off the internet: a 24.5-tonne vintage army truck. Their plan: to convert into a unique off-grid tiny home on wheels ready for an expedition to Mongolia.
Building the Beast:
How (Not) To Build An Overland Camper
The Wayward Truck Book 1
by Jacqueline Lambert
Genre: Comedic Travel Memoir, Nonfiction
Featuring ‘The Beast’, an
expedition truck, as seen on TV*
A Vintage Truck: An
Amateur Team: An Immovable Deadline
The Comic Memoir of a Crazy
Idea
In this captivating true story, join an intrepid
married couple as they take another wild leap into the world of
nomadic living.
Four years previously, Jackie and Mark gave up
work to embark on a permanent road trip with four dogs. However, one
Friday the 13th, forces beyond their control cause them to throw
caution to the wind and buy a 30-year-old army truck sight unseen
from the internet.
Their goal: to create an expedition truck fit
to drive overland to Mongolia.
Follow them as they dive
headfirst into the daunting but thrilling task of converting this
rugged vehicle into a perfect off-grid tiny house on wheels.
Yet
their first ever DIY van conversion proves to be a rollercoaster
ride, when they sell their house to fund the build, and Friday the
13th comes back to haunt them.
Is their confidence that,
‘there’s always a solution,’ misplaced?
With their
relationship, sanity, and finances on the line, can they navigate the
pitfalls of their first-ever build and avoid becoming
homeless?
Filled with quirky van life friends and unexpected
twists, this is an inspiring tale of perseverance, friendship, and
finding the courage to conquer the challenges that face those who
dare to chase their dreams.
* The Beast made a
guest appearance on Ben Fogle’s New Lives In The Wild
ARC
Reviews:
“An honest and often funny account of
the realities of when people actually begin to live their
dream.” Anna Rashbrook, Author
“A
page-turner!…You never know what will happen next!” Carrie
Riseley, Author
“The trials and tribulations of building
a home on six wheels, told with laughter and insight… a must
read – even if it’s just to stop you making the same
mistakes!” Maximilian Sam, Award-Winning Author
“This
book is a fantastic look at designing a unique project and
going for it with humor and perseverance. If one is tired of another
‘chucking it all and renovating an old house’ story, this is a
quixotic twist that will keep you entertained.” Kari Iverson
Lane
“Hugely inspirational, because I think many would
have just given up trying, with all the things they had to put in
place to get their dream of owning and converting The Beast off the
ground. What a story – and a fabulously entertaining
book/read.” Julie Haigh, Goodreads Librarian and Top 1,000
Amazon reviewer.
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The Story of Creation (Batteries)
Word Count 309
This is a good example of my writing
style and the level of technicality regarding the build (ie – it is not
terribly technical at all!)
The Story of Creation (Batteries)
In the beginning (1799) in a laboratory
far, far away (well, in Italy), Alessandro Volta and Luigi Galvani sparked up
an argument about frogs’ legs.
It would change the world!
Scientists do the strangest things.
Galvani had been busy prodding dissected
frogs’ legs with metal rods. He noted it made the muscles twitch. This, he
asserted, was because they contained innate ‘animal electricity’.
Volta was not hopping on board with
Galvani’s hypothesis. He believed the electricity was not inherent to animal
tissues, but the result of contact between two dissimilar metals when they had
some gubbins sandwiched in between. To resolve their potential difference, he
devised his own game of electrical Jenga. He stacked up bits of wet cardboard
with various metal combinations.
In one experiment, he assembled his
signature Voltaic Pile.
He separated alternating layers of zinc and
copper discs with sheets of card soaked in brine (salt water) to act as an
electrolyte (a solution which conducts electricity). This simple arrangement
produced a continuous flow of electricity and Watt’s Up?
Volta had created the world’s first
battery!
This electrifying breakthrough sparked a
whirlwind of discoveries in electrochemistry and electromagnetism. With not a
trace of humour, scientists like Humphrey Davy developed huge Voltaic Piles and
used them to create electrical arcs and isolate chemical elements by
electrolysis.
Davy was the first to get his hands on pure
potassium and unsullied sodium, as well as calcium, strontium, barium, and
magnesium. All it took was zapping electricity (the electro bit) through molten
salts or solutions. That caused them to split (or lyse) into their individual
components at the electrodes.
Without Volta’s Pile, Mary Shelley might
never have written Frankenstein in 1816. And in 2020, Mark and I might
not have been scratching our heads, wondering how best to power the electrical
system inside our Beast…
Five of the
Funniest – Author Jacqueline Lambert’s Favourite Road Trip Books
As a seasoned traveller and author of comic
memoirs, I’ve always had a soft spot for road trip adventures that tickle the
funny bone.
I quit work in 2016 to hit the road
permanently with my husband and four dogs.
Initially, we were Adventure Caravanners,
who aimed To Boldly Go Where No Van Has Gone Before.
Now, we’re at large in a six-wheel army
lorry we bought blind off the internet and converted into our new home. Our
plan was to drive to Mongolia, until Mr. Putin invaded our route and the
Azerbaijan land border closed.
I have published seven light-hearted travel
memoirs; and it remains one of my favourite genres to read.
As such, I thought you might like me to
share five of my favourites in a list that left me laughing out loud!
1. Marie Potter and the Campervan of Doom by
Brian Burke
Brian and his wife Marie (pronounced Marry) embark on a two-year epic road trip around
Europe in Gemima the Hymer, an RV who would definitely have preferred to stay
at home.
Even without a Camper Van of Doom, resilience
and a sense of humour are essential travel companions. With the scrapes these
two get in, they needed plenty of both. I laughed out loud at the imaginative
turns of phrase used to describe the tribulations, destinations, and people
they met. This book stands out as one of the funniest I’ve ever read.
2.
The Sat Nav Diaries by
Adrian Sturrock
The author bought a Mazda sports car on
a whim, which prompted him to plan a mid-life road trip through Europe. His
wife Nat decided to go along for the ride, and I am so glad she did. The banter
between them is like a comedy double act.
Road trip memoirs are frequently a
catalogue of calamities, a search for self, or a directory of delectable
destinations. This book is notably devoid of disasters and empty of ‘eureka’
moments. In fact, very little actually happens…
Yet in a series of wry observations, witty
perspectives, and entertaining sketches, Adrian captures the flavour of the
trip masterfully, with huge belly laughs thrown in. I can’t wait to read more
from this thoughtful, funny writer.
3.
Vroom With A View by Peter Moore
Come along on a giggle-filled rev around
Italy aboard a vintage Vespa motor scooter.
I am a Born Again Italian. In the same
way I love everything about Italy, I loved everything about this book. Good
travel writing makes you want to jump out of your chair and hit the road
yourself. From the snippets of history about an Italian classic, the Vespa
motor scooter, to the descriptions of wonderful off-the-beaten-path places and
the irrepressible kindness and spirit of the Italian people, I defy you not to
want to sample la vita Italiana after reading this book!
4.
Three Men in a Float: Across
England at 15 Mph by Dan Kieran and Ian Vince
To enter the Mongol Rally from Europe to
Ulan Ude in Russia, your car must have an engine no larger than 1.2 litres. The
premise is that such a farcically inappropriate vehicle will probably break
down, and therefore invite adventure and interaction with locals.
Obviously, a 600-mile odyssey across
southern Britain in an elderly electric milk float, with unreliable batteries
and a top speed of 15 mph, is an open invitation to all kinds of mishaps.
Comedy writers Dan and Ian tackle
alternate chapters. Since Dan authored the bestselling trilogy Crap Towns: a
guide to the worst towns in Britain, there is plenty of off-the-wall detail
about the places they passed through. Reliant on the kindness of strangers and
third man Pras, an electrician with magical powers, this is a gently comic,
informative and quirky alternative to Jerome K. Jerome’s classic.
5.
Not Tonight Josephine: A
Road Trip Through Small-Town America by George
Mahood
Impecunious Brits George and his friend
Mark decide to search for the ‘real’ America, crossing the continent from east
to west in a clapped-out old car.
At every point, amid clouds of smoke,
impending mechanical Armageddon, and brushes with the law, it seems unlikely
that they’ll make it. One night, in the middle of nowhere, when ominous sounds
emanate from the engine, George pleads, “Not tonight, Josephine…!”
The author has a humorous conversational
style and paints an unforgettable portrait of the unlikely places he passed
through. I thoroughly enjoyed this bump start, clunk, and judder across the
States with the frustrating but lovable Josephine!
I hope these five picks not only provide a
glimpse into the trials and triumphs of life on the road, but also serve as a
reminder of the joy that comes from embracing the unexpected.
Each book offers a unique and humorous
perspective on the exhilarating journey of exploration. So, whether you’re
planning your next adventure, or simply looking for a good laugh, I hope these
travellers’ tales will keep you entertained and inspired!
Find Jackie’s books on Amazon: https://author.to/JLambert
Follow her travel blog: www.WorldWideWalkies.com
Visit her author website: www.JacquelineLambert.co.uk
Jacqueline (Jackie) Lambert is an award-winning travel writer, adventure traveller, and dogmother, who loves history and curious facts.
BC (Before Canines) she rafted, rock-climbed, and backpacked around six of the seven continents. A passionate windsurfer and skier, she can fly a plane, has been bitten by a lion, and appeared on Japanese TV as a fire-eater.
AD (After Dog), she quit work in 2016 to hit the road permanently with her husband and four pooches. Initially, they were Adventure Caravanners, who aimed To Boldly Go Where No Van Has Gone Before.
Now, they’re at large in a self-converted six-wheel army lorry, with Mongolia in their sights.
All her books and the anthologies that include her travel stories are available on Amazon:
Photo: Mark, Jackie & The Fab Four with The Beast. Photo courtesy of @Liveration, who made a short film about the crew and their lifestyle on YouTube.
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