THE BIG COMB OVER
J.P. Rieger
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GENRE: Family satire; Farce; Magical realism
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BLURB:
Three
nephews and three eccentric uncles.
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It’s
2050 and Robbie Elders has all but forgotten about his oddball, religious
fanatic uncle, tim tim. He’s taken up the latest fad, genealogical research
based solely on DNA. But Robbie’s “inconclusive” DNA results are unsettling. He
crashes back to his childhood, back to his world of comic books and tim tim.
“I
opt for posh and London” declares Lady Florence Stour. It’s 2019 and time for a
Royal Wedding. Robbie’s uncle, Stef, is engaged to Lady Florence, a distant
member of the British royal family. Stef’s Baltimore clan have been invited,
but Robbie’s mom and dad can’t attend. They’ve entrusted Robbie and big
brother, Doyle, to their mom’s two eccentric brothers, uncles Roy and Roland.
Roy, a weathered waterman with a severe Baltimore accent, lives for Maryland
blue crabs. Roland, a mildly hypochondriacal actor, lives to survive the Karens
he unavoidably encounters. And then there’s Desales, Roy’s smart aleck, teenage
son. He lives to prank. They’ve descended upon London. What could possibly go
wrong?
Meanwhile,
tim tim has been coaching Robbie on “the mission.” A silly religious fantasy
according to Robbie’s atheist parents and the therapists. Or perhaps not?
Things are not always as they appear in The Big Comb Over.
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EXCERPT
He was thinking that the man’s accent could be Irish. But
more Cockney, almost. Odd. He saw the man thrust his hand forward.
“Name’s Roy.” He shook Roy’s hand, earnestly.
“Name’s Dixon. Pleasure to meet you.” He glanced over at
Roy’s suit. “Nice couture! A refreshing play on seersucker! ‘Maison Dixon’ is
mine. Curious to hear about yours!”
Roy felt a bit confused. He had already introduced himself.
He figured maybe those white things were hearing aids. And he had a crazy name.
“Ya said yours is Mason Dixon?”
“Yes!”
“Like your Mason-Dixon line?”
“Well, thank you, Roy! Which particular line do you favor?”
Roy felt confused again. “Favor? Well, I was thinkin’ of the
long one? The old one?”
Bertram nodded, knowingly. Nice to know the “Smart Man” line
was still revered. Teddy had been encouraging him to drop it. “Yes, Smart Man,
a long and successful line.”
Roy nodded. “Why, thanks, Mr. Dixon. But I would reckon
everbody ’roun here’s heard of it. Don’t take too much brains. Historical,
like.”
“Brilliant! Thanks, Roy. That’s my job. To keep those lines
out in the public’s mind.”
Roy scratched at his rusty beard stubble. “So, like, ya do
surveys, still? Ta mark the lines?”
“Well, certainly. But those are a little old school. We
don’t always attach a survey to each line we produce. We get things done more
with social media. Influencers, mainly. Good judges of the zeitgeist.”
Roy was thinking that surveyors setting lines without
surveys didn’t sound very safe. And he wasn’t sure about the rest. “Ya done
anything here in Bawlmer? Any new ones?” Roy had been shopping at that new
supermarket in Middle River. He wanted to make sure the building was safe. He
was hoping Mr. Dixon’s company was not involved.
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Our Thoughts:
It took me a couple of chapters to assimilate
But once it was complete
I had so much fun hanging out with Robbie and his "family"
The storyline does the time warp, current timeline then back to previous events then back to the present, to get the vast amount of background and character information downloaded to the reader
It did take me a few chapters to get to know who was who and what was what but after I got that down the rest was an absolute ab crunching, laugh out loud, mishap here, and oops moment there, thrill ride a chapter
A great read that delves into family ties and how the dysfunctional is actually functional.
Well for the most part
And don't fear all those moments that left you with more questions than answers, you get them eventually
Patience
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INTERVIEW:
If you could have one superhuman ability, what would it be? I already have one! I can become invisible, at will!
Basically, any normally-attired, 68-year-old guy wandering around in a public
place is invisible. As long as he doesn’t draw attention to himself, no one
notices him or cares one bit about anything he’s doing.
What is one thing your readers would be most surprised to
learn about you? I played guitar and bass in an ‘80’s
Neo-Psychedelic band, United States of Existence. In fact, my bandmates
and I reunited post COVID to work on music again. We are located in different
states, now, but transfer song files to one another remotely over the web.
When writing descriptions of your hero/ine, what feature do
you start with? I try to avoid describing any of my
characters in precise terms. I drop a few details as the story progresses to
give the reader a general sense. And then I let the reader’s imagination fill
in the gaps.
Are you a plotter or a pantser? My
spouse says I’m a “plodder.” But I see myself as more of a “plontser,” a
combination of plotter and pantser. I usually have a basic plot outline
comprised of an assemblage of “scenes.” Then, as I write a scene, if any good
ideas spring to mind, I throw them in.
Did you learn anything from writing this book? If so, what? I learned to never be a playwright. I had begun writing The
Big Comb Over as a play. I enjoy reading plays and figured, “What the
heck.” Maybe I could write one? But I quickly realized that, besides knowing
very little about writing a play, I had way too many characters and setting
changes for a play to be workable. Plus, I almost always write in a nonlinear
fashion and it would be hard to communicate temporal movements in a play.
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AUTHOR Bio and Links:
J.
Paul (J.P.) Rieger is a born and bred Baltimorean and mostly retired Maryland
attorney. As such, he’s well acquainted with the quirkiness and charm of
Baltimore’s unique citizens. He’s author of Clonk!, a police farce set in
Baltimore and published in 2023 by Apprentice House Press (Loyola
University-Baltimore). He’s also author of The Case Files of Roderick Misely,
Consultant, a mystery novel featuring a wannabe lawyer anti-hero. The Big Comb
Over, a slipstream comedy of manners featuring three nephews and their three
eccentric uncles, is Paul’s third novel. Paul is married and lives in Towson,
Maryland.
Website:
http://www.jpaulrieger.net
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