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Hopeful parents. A law requiring a parental license. Absurd or ground-breaking? Licensed to Rear, Family Satire by Riya Aarini Book Tour with Guest Post & Giveaway



 LICENSED TO REAR

Riya Aarini

 

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GENRE:  Family Fiction

 


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BLURB:

 

Mila Winston aspires to earn a professional license to practice parenthood. It’s all she needs to start her family in the happiest micronation on Earth. Newcomers flock to Coolbeensia to fulfill their dreams of raising children here, where kids are guaranteed loving—as opposed to horrible—parents.

 

But mighty obstacles test Mila’s grit. Peter Losor, a chap with an annoying air of bravado, questionable parenting skills, and a defiant personality, stirs up trouble, eventually challenging the very law that defines Coolbeensia—that licensure is mandatory to enjoy the privilege of raising children.

 

Will Mila survive her trying ordeal and achieve her ambitions of being a licensed parent in the quirky yet revolutionary micronation? Find out in this satirical, contemporary family fiction novel that will leave you second-guessing the ideals surrounding the prestigious job of parenthood!

 

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EXCERPT

“He’s seven, barely getting started,” Jason retorted. “And for life? Are you kidding me?”

 

“Well, we have to look closely at the defendant’s conduct and determine if it unequivocally led to a violation of the plaintiff’s Fifth Amendment rights.”

 

“What was that right again?”

 

With a heavy sigh, Mila shook her head. “Jason, you should know it by now. It’s Friday, and you had three days to memorize the entire Bill of Rights.”

 

He ran his hand through his hair. “Yeah, but—”

 

“No excuses, Jace. We’ve got to prepare if we’re going to be licensed parents.” She put her hand on his thigh and gave it a light push. “Anyway, the Fifth Amendment states that kids have the right to live in a make-believe world for as long as they wish.” She dropped her tablet onto her lap. “For sure, per Coolbeensian law, this kid’s right was violated.”

 

Jason jerked his head back. “How so? Kids at some point realize there’s no Santa Claus.”

 

“But at age seven, he had the right to be inspired by the magical world of Santa and other legendary beings. I mean, it’s just plain wrong that the father’s irresponsible blurt led him to no longer believe in the Tooth Fairy too. These figures add so much joy and wonder to a child’s life. The father had no right to take that joy away from his son so soon.”

 

She crossed her arms. “It’s just not sensitive parenting.”

 

“Eh, I disagree,” Jason argued, cocking his head. “In a couple years’ time he’d have learned the truth anyway, from friends and even teachers.”

 

Mila flung her neck back. “Ugh, I’d never tell my fourth graders that Santa doesn’t exist.” Her eyes grew big. “Some still believe.”

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Guest Post:

Book: Licensed to Rear: A Novel

Author: Riya Aarini

Topic: Pros and cons of writing in your genre


I write humor, satire, and absurdist fiction. My most recent novel, Licensed to Rear, is absurdist fiction and contains a lot of humor to keep the reader chuckling throughout the story. At the same time, it offers a thought-provoking storyline that keeps the reader engaged in the outcome.

Writing humor is rewarding. It’s especially rewarding when readers share the humor and laugh too. Creating zany, outlandish characters who get into all sorts of mischief is fun.

The only con of writing in the humor genre is that not all readers share the same sense of humor. What is humorous to one reader may not tickle the funny bone of another. So the key is to find those readers who share a similar sense of humor—and the author’s and reader’s satisfaction are manifold.


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AUTHOR Bio and Links:

 

Riya Aarini entered her small part of the world one summer day in the Pacific Northwest. She writes in an eclectic mix of genres, including humor and contemporary fiction. If you enjoy quirkiness with a pinch of whimsy, you’ll have an appetite for her books.

 

Author Website: http://www.riyapresents.com

 

Social Media:

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Buy Links:

Book is available everywhere books are sold, including

Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Licensed-Rear-Novel-Riya-Aarini-ebook/dp/B0DGFGDZYT

 

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GIVEAWAY 

 The author will be awarding a book-themed T-shirt to a randomly drawn winner.

 

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